Thursday, May 7, 2009

Happy Mother's Week - Day 4

Because one day just isn't enough!

What My Mother Taught Me About…
  • ANTICIPATION - “Just wait until your father gets home!”
  • MEETING A CHALLENGE - “What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you. Don’t talk back to me!”
  • LOGIC - “Because I said so. That’s why.”
  • MEDICAL SCIENCE - “Keep doing that and your face will freeze that way!”
  • THINKING AHEAD - “If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”
  • GENETICS - “You’re just like your father.”
  • FORESIGHT - “Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.”
  • OSMOSIS - “Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.”
  • HYPOCRISY - “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
  • ESP - “Put your sweater on. Don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”
  • THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - “I brought you into this world and I can take you out.”
  • JUSTICE - “One day you’ll have kids. And I hope they turn out just like you. Then you’ll know what I’m talking about.”

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